Because we all have a “Marcus” in our lives, read “The Secret”. Maybe your “Marcus” doesn’t anally rape you, but maybe your “Marcus” is food, or lack of money. Maybe your “Marcus” is drugs. Whatever your “Marcus” may be, skip to chapter 6 in “The Secret” and take care of your “Marcus”.

This is definitely worth the read: Amazon review of “The Secret”

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This guy is a phenomenal drummer and that’s coming from a guy with an unused drum set sitting in his basement collecting dust. Aside from the drumming, I’m just amazed at the size of this set. It’s bigger than Carter’s from DMB!

It’s a little known fact that when you ink a record deal, you get the “music code”. It pays for everything including jet boats.

Buy this Flight of the Conchords t-shirt.

We must encourage the goat race. Go forth and procreate little goats!

Support the goats by buying this t-shirt.

I think it’s a gay conspiracy. They’re putting a chemical in our water to make everyone gay.

Does she not have a 2nd grader around to explain this phenomenon to her?