Fuck You FuckYouPenguin
Who the hell does this blogger think he is? This person mocks every animal on the planet! From a sloth’s innate laziness to a lion’s sunny day sleepiness to a beaver’s natural suspicious expressions.
I speak for these animals in their defense by asking who this blogger thinks they are! Hey blogger, get off your lazy boy and get out and experience nature in all it’s glory. Follow a stream and listen to the chirping birds, soak up the sunshine and hope to see a majestic deer take a sip from the bank or a woodpecker pecking out a new home or a chipmunk gathering this winters nuts in the hopes of surviving another season. But, we both know that won’t happen. You’ll just continue your mockery from afar and on a reclining chair of some sort while your mom serves you day old cupcakes left over from your little brother’s birthday party. The chair you mock from is probably not even leather.
I speak for these animals in their defense by asking who this blogger thinks they are! Hey blogger, get off your lazy boy and get out and experience nature in all it’s glory. Follow a stream and listen to the chirping birds, soak up the sunshine and hope to see a majestic deer take a sip from the bank or a woodpecker pecking out a new home or a chipmunk gathering this winters nuts in the hopes of surviving another season. But, we both know that won’t happen. You’ll just continue your mockery from afar and on a reclining chair of some sort while your mom serves you day old cupcakes left over from your little brother’s birthday party. The chair you mock from is probably not even leather.
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